Influencer: A Short Story in prompts
Reality vs. Perception
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Prompts to ChatGPT over the course of a year:
Craft a plan to increase my social media following
Create a post titled, ‘How I got 5000 followers in one day’ and make it authentic
Choose a less famous but effective manifesting technique, and tailor it for a social media post
Are there any AI apps that can change messy backgrounds (clothes on the floor) to a 5-star luxury bedroom background?
Analyze my competitors pages [@Cleanliness4All] and detect any suspicious details
Craft a persuasive argument for me to convince my sister to borrow my niece for content
What is the best way of taking down a post without raising eyebrows?
Highlight the most famous ways of maintaining clean bedrooms, workspaces, etc.
Are there AI apps with believable videos of children that look human that I can legally use for ‘cute baby’ content?
What steam iron model looks expensive but isn’t? One where the price will be difficult to search for
What are the ingredients for going viral? (Apart from cute children content)
The manifesting technique you gave me isn’t effective, marketing wise, give me a list of provocative ones
Is it possible to erase a livestream?
How do I make a post un-viral?
How do I convince people that I’m authentic?
How do I shield myself from looking fraudulent?
Is jinn possession a universally recognized phenomenon? Craft an explanation script that blames jinn possession for my mistakes
How do I close a page that has become controversial without creating more drama?
Educate me on cancel culture, and how I can use it to gain sympathy to rebuild my social media following
How do I change my name and move to a new country with a Nigerian passport?
A year later
How do I make a new social media account that promotes health and wellness while keeping my identity hidden?